RESULTS OF GAMES PLAYED IN DECEMBER 2010

FRIDAY 3RD  -  CHRISTMAS STABLEFORD SPONSORED BY 

                          ANDREW & DONNA.                      26 PLAYED.

                      1ST MAN - GEERT-38Pts. 1ST LADY -DOT - 34Pts.

                      2ND MAN - MAURICE - 36Pts.2ND LADY - NELLIE - 30Pts.

                      3RD MAN - LES - 36Pts.  3RD LADY - HAZEL- 30Pts.

                      NEAR PIN - MAN - PETER B. LADY - BARBARA.

TUESDAY 7TH - ROLL-UP.  - RAINED -OFF.

FRIDAY 10TH - TEXAS SCRAMBLE -                          18 PLAYED.

                     WINNING 4 BALL- DICK/GEERT/FRANCIS/NELLIE - 

                                                                                           44.75 Pts.

                     WINNING 3 BALL - HARVEY/ROBERT/CLAUDINE -

                                                                                           49.00 Pts.

TUESDAY 14TH - 2 & 3 CLUBS + PUTTER COMPETITION.   

                                                                                       14 PLAYED.

                    1ST MAN - DICK - 38Pts.    1st LADY - BABS - 29Pts.

                    2nd MAN - DAVE - 32Pts.    2nd LADY - SUE - 28Pts.

                    3rd MAN - GEERT - 31Pts.   3rd LADY - ROSEMARY - 23Pts.

FRIDAY 17TH DECEMBER.  CAPTAINS TROPHY. - 15 PLAYERS.

                    OVERALL WINNER - TIM - 34Pts.[18 on back 9]

                   1st - MAN - FRANCIS - 33Pts.

                   2nd - MAN - JIMMY - 32Pts.

                   1st - LADY - BABS - 34Pts.[15 0n back 9]

                   2nd - LADY - KATE - 28Pts.

TUESDAY 21ST DECEMBER. FLAG COMPETITION.

                                                                                  11 PLAYERS.

                  JIMMY - REACHED 18TH  TEE.

                  TED - REACHED 17TH GREEN.

                  TIM & DAVE - REACHED 16TH GREEN.

FRIDAY 24TH DECEMBER. - XMAS EVE YELLOW BALL COMP.           

                                                                                        13 PLAYERS.

                     WINNING TEAM - GEERT/FRANCIS/BABS - 98Pts.

                     BOOBY PRIZE - MIKE H./ DAVE / KATE - 70Pts.

TUESDAY 28TH DECEMBER - DUBAI STABLEFORD.

                                                                                  12 PLAYERS.

                    WINNING TEAM - GEERT/FRANCIS/TED/BABS-78Pts.

                    RUNNERS-UP - DICK/TIM/CLAUDINE/DAWN-77Pts.

FRIDAY 31ST DECEMBER - FINAL FLING. -15 PLAYERS.

                     TEAM GAME - BEST TWO SCORES TO COUNT.

                     WINNERS- TED/TIM/BARBARA.- 81Pts.

                     RUNNERS-UP - JIM/GUEST/DAVE. - 69Pts.

                     BOOBY PRIZE - JIMMY/GEERT/KATE - 63Pts.

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THE LAST OF TOMMY COOPER FOR 2010 

[1] OUR ICE CREAM MAN WAS FOUND LYING ON THE FLOOR OF HIS VAN COVERED WITH HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS. POLICE SAY THAT HE TOPPED HIMSELF.

[2] “DOC I CAN`T STOP SINGING THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME`.

`THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOM JONES SYNDROME`.

`IS IT COMMON?`

`IT`S NOT UNUSUAL.`

[3] APPARENTLY, 1 IN 5 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE CHINESE. THERE ARE 5 PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY, SO ONE OF THEM MUST BE CHINESE. IT`S EITHER MY MUM OR MY DAD, OR MY OLDER BROTHER COLIN, OR MY YOUNGER BROTHER HO-CHA-CHU.

BUT I THINK IT MUST BE COLIN.

[4] SO I WAS GETTING INTO MY CAR, AND THIS CHAP SAYS TO ME `CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?` I SAID `SURE, YOU LOOK GREAT, THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, GO FOR IT.`

[5] A MAN TAKES HIS ROTTEWEILLER TO THE VET. `MY DOG IS CROSS-EYED, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO FOR HIM?.

SO THE VET PICKS UP THE DOG AND EXAMINES HIS EYES AND THEN CHECKS HIS TEETH. FINALLY, HE SAYS,`I`M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN.` 

`WHAT BECAUSE HE IS CROSS EYED ?

`NO, BECAUSE HE IS REALLY HEAVY`.

Dick